| | Damn... I haven't updated this in a while. Sorry I've been soo busy. Well let me get everyone back up to speed. I moved into an apartment on campus at ucf, with Matt, Noah and George. It's great, we put the mini bar in, stocked it and what not, and everything has been great. Classes are decent, although I do have a 7:30am class on MWF... but hey Jose my frat brother is in it so we can actually study. Ryann, Savanah, Grecia, and Melissa are all in that class too... it was good to see them and catch up on how summer was. I've met alot of girls too, and really hot ones. I'm not exactly what it is, but I'm almost positive I've become way more outgoing. That and the fact that my skin really started clearing up, and I used those Crest Whitestrips... I dunno my personality and my looks have improved like so much. And, I'm a sophmore, and I know the ins and outs of school and the college area, so I think that is what is allowing me to meet and hang with all of these hot freshmen girls? Well first, there's this girl Jane that lives in the floor below me, and I met her after a party when she was so drunk she couldn't get into her room, so I helped her out. Anyways, we exchanged numbers, and I invited her up to the mini bar in our room and basically everything has been going well. We've been out on a couple dates, went to a comedy club, and I taught her how to surf. She is really funny, a little on the ditzy side, fun to hang out with, and extremely hot... I mean extremely as in hollister model hot. Yeah, I don't know how either... but damn was I surprised that she was into me. Yes and she is too. Then there's this girl Vicki who is in my comp class. George my roomate was actually into her, but she doesn't like him... I found this out when she called me, and invited me to one of her friend's parties. Well we hung out and afterwards me, her, my friend Jose, and her friend went over to her place and just hung out and watched a movie. Then they came to our place, had a few drinks and called it a night. The thing is, I thought if I could get with Jane then Jose could get with Vicki, it would be great! But, Vicki has been talking to me alot and flirting and giving me that eye. SHe won't come over to the apartment if George invites her, but I'll ask a minute later and she's over faster than you can say balkdsjflkajsdf. The thing is that I'm really into Jane, but hey in the event it doesn't work out... What really solidified it was that she just called me. To check out how I was doing to get ready for the hurricane, and to tell me to stay safe. She didn't say me and the rest of the room, nor does she call any of them. She told me to call her after the storm is done, so she doesn't have to worry about me, and she'll know that I'm safe. And she was asking about me and Jane, and I told her that as of right now, we're just talking.. and then Vicki wanted to come to my room and make togas with me for the toga party next weekend... Vicki is extremely hot as well, extremely nice, and much smarter than Jane... ahhhh gotta love those choices... but hey it's still a win win situation isnt it? | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Seeing as how its almost time to go back to college, I'd like to share some of the crazy antics and inventions that helped shape college students today, and give a brief history on them. And here it is, the top inventions that shaped College Students.
7. The Pizza Cutter- Although it's origins remain a mystery, every college student knows that the pizza cutter is one of the most coveted tools in the kitchen. Cutting those frozen pizzas before sitting in front of the TV with a beer is like a sacred ritual.
6. Beer Pong- Drunken Historians tell us that the game of Pong was invented as early as the 1500's in Asia. However the game we play today originated from Leigh University in Pennsylvania. This invention needs no explanation as EVERY true College student knows how important this is to mankind.
5. Family Guy and Futurama- These cartoons originated sometime in the late 1990's early 2000 according to scientists' speculation. While many people say "It's just a cartoon" there are many a college student that incorporate phrases like "Heh heh... oooo right", "Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy," "Hooray, I'm a teenage heartthrob again," and other phrases into their daily language.
4. Beer Bong- While it may sound similar to the aforementioned Beer Pong, it has no relations to it... besides the beer. While its creation is simple (a funnel and plastic tube,) it's purpose provides hours of entertainment, and instantly boosts a party's coolness factor.
3.College Humor.com- This website was created a couple years back and has dramatically changed the course of college drunken shamings, girls making out picture posting, sign innuendo scouting, and college antics in general. Since the site opened, drunken shamings have increased by 300% and pictures of girls making out and jello wrestling have increased by over 650%. This website is part of every student's daily schedule.
2. Beer (It's self)- What is there to say? The earliest Beer was invented in Egypt, as it was found on some heiroglyphics which date back to 8000 BC. Every college student loves it formally or informally... Hell even, our first President (that's George Washington, for those of you who got into college on an Athletic Scholarship) had his own recipie for beer.
1. Duct Tape- Yes this important invention is more important than beer. Why? Because it is so versatile and can be used for so many things. Fixing a broken beer bong, taping your friends to the ceiling, drunken shamings, making wallets, and alot of other stuff. A philosophy that almost all college students live by is this: "If it can't be saved with duct tape, it isn't worth saving..."
And there you have it everyone, decided to post a long entry, because this Hurricane is going to hit and i'm sure the power will be out for a while. Anyways, I still have to go to work on Friday, and they say I might get stuck at work for a while because of the cane... what kind of sense is that? The good this is that there will prob be no guests, I'll still be on the clock.. and Brenda will be working, you know what that means?? BODY SHOTS! We're all just going to drink at work and hang out while still getting paid. God i love that. Alien vs. Preadator comes out tonite so me matt and nick are gonna see that, hopefully we'll make it home alive since that hurricane is supposed to start pounding us right when we get out of the movie. And, I've got to get back to packing for the apartment... only a few more days till then. | comments: Leave a comment  |
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| I'm going to bed, i'm tired.
1. Timber Creek + School + Band= Crappy Rehearsal + Tired Me 2. $$$$ + Inhibitions= New Guitar 3. Sleep - Sleep = Bad for Work 4. Apartment + MiniBar =Instant Chick Magnet 5. Strip Club + Memory = Many Hours of Pure Fun until college starts.
So that's it, I'm dead tired from teaching all of those damn kids... no motivation today at all. It's like beating a dead horse with a lead pipe... you can't lead it to water, but you can "lead" it to death.. no pun intended. I got my new guitar, the one I wanted. Found out you can do a no interest payment plan for 12 months, so I only end up paying like 15 bucks a month for a year. It's easy stuff. I got Jessi a cool present but part of it involves me making it and I haven't had time to finish it all yet so I dunno if I can give it to her yet. If not, then I will see her next week when I move in. What the hell... I can't wait, I'm so stoked. I went shopping for all my apt supplies i.e. plates, glasses, barware, got that surround sound system. It's going to be great... plus we get to meet the hot girls who are our neighbors.. YEAH! | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Alot of events have happened since the last time I updated. Alot of work related issues, things going on with Timber Creek and just random shit. A majority of the stuff was bad, especially one thing that just really felt shitty. So I comprised a list of top worst feelings ever (based on many previous experiences).
10. Finding out the keg is empty. 9. Sand in between your toes and sandals at the beach 8. Breaking someone else's surfboard 7. Running out of toilet paper... that always sucks 6. Driving down the highway and realizing your gas light is on 5. Having gastrointestinal problems when a hot girl is around 4. Talking to hot girls, but having to cut short to make it to work on time 3. Getting hyped up for the beach to find the waves suck... bad 2. Forgetting to charge your phone when you need it
And the absolout worst feeling in the world is...
1. WET SOCKS I really have to say, it is so f*ing bad. I had to walk to a different restaurant to pick up wine, in the pouring rain wearing a rain coat. Unfortunatlely it didn't cover my feet, so my shoes got soaked. I worked 4 more hours with wet socks and it was miserable.... Yeah if anyone else wants to add any more "Worst Feelings Ever" please do so at will.
On a lighter note, things have been going really well with other stuff. Timber Creek is amazing, they are doing so well. I can't wait till the first show. The money has been comming in, because they finally fired Larry, and Matt the other busers that nobody else likes. So that's more cookies for the rest of us. I've been drinking alot more recently, mainly at work though. I'm such good friends with the bartenders there that I always help them out and they always give me alot of extra money and make me alot of drinks, and recipies for college. It's going to be a fun year. Speaking of that, I move in with Matt, Noah and George on the 18th. I'm sitting here convulsing waiting for that day to come. So tonight, I got drunk at work, then went with Mike, Claire, and Shilo to go shoot pool and then went to eat at Steak n Shake. It was fun, plus I made about $16 playing pool. But tommorow, got alot of stuff to do. I have to shop for clothes for back to school, and apartment supplies, all of it which I'm not paying for, thankfully. I almost bought a Scion Xa a few days ago, but decided insurance was too high for now. So for the first couple months I'm going to use the explorer and just tough it out till I save up more money. So far, good start to the year. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Today started out great. Went to the beach with Mike, met some hot ass girls caught a few small waves. Even yesterday teaching at T.C. was great, I finally started beating the woodwinds into submission and I started really pushing them, and they love it. Apparently no one has ever pushed them before. Everyone on the staff has noticed that they are the most agressive ww section ever at tc. Score one for me. But back to hell, work was a disaster after the beach. The AC broke..... for four hours. A busser called in sick, so we were down one. Then one fainted from the heat in the restaurant... down 2, leaving 2 to close the whole damn restaurant by themselves... one including me. I was soo pissed today, I almost walked out and said "Fuck it, I quit." It was so hot, almost 90 degrees in the restuanrant. It was such bullshit... they should have closed the restaurant untill they fixed it, but they worked us to the bone. It was riddiculous, I'm glad I'm alive. We had to take turns running over to the beer cooler and taking a break for a few minutes with some cold air. I made a ton of money today because of the people that called in. Plus the bar was having so many problems today because of the heat. Grand Total: $130. But it def wasn't worth the money. Seriously, what the hell is $130 worth if you're standing on the surface of the sun. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Hmm... internet... bad. My internet has been on and off lately and that's bad. Purple hooters are good. I had a double shot of that at the bar after work...mmmm yum. Timber Creek is doing good, getting alot done. On the other hand I'm not getting alot done. I move up to UCF in two weeks and I haven't gotten any shit done to prepare. I talked to Noah and George yesterday about who's bringing what so I gotta concoure with Matt and make sure we don't bring like 2 george foremans and shit like that. I can't wait though. I had the craziest dream though. I mean it was sooo realistic you wouldn't understand. It was about me dating one of my students... yea.. it was no one in particular though, just a random fictional girl. It was a really good dream, very realistic like I said. And it turned out that she lived on the street next to me. It was good, and I was happy. In the end though she broke it off cause too many people were saying bad stuff about us, like that she was a senior and I was in college. Yea, plus my alarm went off and I woke up. That sux. It was a good dream though... | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Well again life has a strange way of playing itself out, and showing its humor at the oddest times. My friend from work, Ally, went to New York last week. She almost didn't make it though, her car broke down the day before she was going to drive up there. She almost decided not to go, but luckily me and Josh convinced her to go. Josh rented the car under his name and let Ally take it to NY, and I drove her to the car rental place the day she left. Well, the favors paid off... she went to the casinos in New York and won.... One million dollars. Yea you probably think I'm joking right? She bought a brand new Yamaha motorcycle for Josh today... total price: $10,000. So yes, she actually did win One Million Dollars. And she wants to thank me for helping her go too... I dunno maybe I'll get another surfboard? Or a new guitar or a wetsuit. I'm not really one to ask for money and stuff. Nor do I think she would give alot of money, the only reason she bought Josh the bike, was because his was stolen just recently. But still, its just crazy to see somone you know become rich. When you do those stupid online surveys sometimes that question comes up: "What would you do with a million dollars?" I never took that question seriously... I mean who's actually going to win that kind of money.... haha fucking karma. And yes, I'm definately jealous. Life has been moving very fast lately. And my internet has been down for a week. I've been teaching at Timber Creek everyday cause its band camp. Its going well, and I've finally settled into the cycle over there. They are going to be good. I still can't stop thinking about the whole money thing. Damn... I'm going car shopping next week and it sure would have been nice to have a mil or two. Yeah... | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| So yesterday was one of those days where you find yourself asking questions about life. Questions you will never, ever figure out until the day you die. So i was at work, just having one of those days where you feel like you're body is just going through the motions. It's like you're watching yourself do the same old routine. I asked myself... Why is life all about work? Really, why do humans constantly need to find a way to become better? I can see cooking food, the wheel, the car, sanitation and other concerns... but seriously, do we really need automatically opening doors? It's things like that, that make us need to get jobs, and then its a whole cycle. Go to work, make money so that you can buy stuff to make you "better". It's just a non-stop process of trying to climb the corporate ladder before you die... and to what reward? Sigh, if only life was easy, then everything would be cake. And I'm hungry right now...
Today was my last day off for the next 2 weeks. Basically all my days off at sharks, I will be teaching at Timber Creek. Which means I will be slaving away non-stop for the next 2 weeks... no beach, no sleep, and prob little if any fun. The week after that, is going to be dedicated to packing and moving stuff over to the new pad at UCF. Then it's back to school, while still working at Sharks and teaching at Timber Creek. Ah... what a life. Sometimes I think maybe I've bitten off more than I can chew. Today was my day off and I was supposed to get alot of things done, but I barely did shit. Instead, I started up this new game, Arx Fatalis, which is an awesome game btw. It's very addicting, so I sat around on my ass doing nothing. I should have been prepacking stuff for the dorm, and fixing my paycheck issues, and picking up my free tickets for sea world. But I just did nothing... it's just one of those days where you need to just have a day long brain fart. I guess its sort of preparation for the next few weeks. At least I'm looking forward to moving to UCF. I think I might have enough money to put down a good down payment on a truck... we'll see. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| Many a thing has happened today. My dad unexpectantly got a new big screen tv... hmmm maybe its that midlife crisis thing? Not sure but its really really nice. Unfortunatley, that cut down almost all of my day today, as I had to sit on my ass at home, waiting for that damn TV to be delivered so I could sign for it... and they came 2 hours late. So I went up to UCF around 4 to drop off some of the stuff I borrowed for the party. Jp, Noelle, and Mike came with me. I also bought a brand new pool cue which is f*ing awesome. We went and met Dan the man up there and shot some pool for about 2 hours. Plans for tommorow: go to the beach. However its a coin toss as to what coast we go to. East coast is closer, but the west coast is looking very favorable right now. I hardly ever, ever, check surf reports for the West coast, just cause its always shitty, and East coast just fucking rules... but pride aside, I just did a very quick glance and happened to notice that the west coast is kicking. It was at 3-4ft today, slightly choppy and slight offshore winds. Not the best of conditions but Whiskey Tango Foxtrot... its july and unless you've got a ticket to the pacific rim, you'd better take what you get. So, the fate of our journey rests in the hands of Mike, our driver for tommorow. Jp, Noelle, Jennifer, Andrea, Josh and Lucie are going, so we'd better figure out where we are going tommorow. The weather is going to be nice and sunny so you know what that means....
And if you don't know what that means, it means girls in teenie-weenie bathing suits, giggidy giggidy gig-i-dy. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| You know I've been hearing stories and posts about the party I threw. You guys are absolutley right. I mean the party actually went through, but I was so busy playing babysitter, I didn't see alot of the stupid shit going on. It was a 10 on High School Party Scale, but prob only like a 5 for College Party Scale. Yep, and only like a handful of people there had prob ever been to a college party. I didn't even know about the fights until like 3 days after the party lol, and the dudes and those slut chicks... yea just heard about that. But, then again the party wasn't thrown in college town, it was thrown on my side of town, so I'm sure it was hard for college people to make it.
Things that make College parties, College Parties 1. Majority of College Students *This one is common sense 2. Guys Drinking BEER, and Girls Drinking HUNCH PUNCH *It's an assummed college rule, because girls don't normally like the taste of beer. WTF, the next time I see a guy come up to my mini-bar and ask for a sex on the beach, I will bitch slap him. 3. Lack of "The Cool Guy" *At college parties, there is no, one, way cool dude. Everyone there is cool. At my party there were way to many pretty boys either trying to outdrink each other, or acting like they were way to cool to party. Fucking Fags. (No offense Kyle) 4. People who know what Beer Pong is *It's a shame when people walk through your door and ask "what's that game over there?" 5. People who can finish a beer bong *I swear, I picked up the slack from at least three people who tried taking the beer bong. I saw few peope actually finish the bong. Basically the College students, and those Marine guys were the only ones who could finish a whole beer bong. Seriously, when those high school guys drank they couldn't finish that shit and I had to finish it off for them. Fucking poesers... think they can drink and shit.
So yea, maybe the party wasn't the most ideal of parties, but at least we're generous. Have some awesome parties, but once in a while be charitable and donate a party to the people who don't know what partying is, to the people who will never see the joys of naked toga parties, jello wrestling, tide slide and other college party antics... sigh.
On a lighter note, I did go to a great party last night which was farrrr better than some of the college parties I went to. I can honestly say, I doubt there are many people who have partied with tons of Polish people? We have this internationl exchange program at work, where people from Poland, France, and Czech come over for a few months to work. Well they all live in the same apt complex and last night me and 3 friends from work went and partied with them. Fucking Polocks can drink... We entered in the drinking contest... and lost horribly. I did beat the French, but the polocks just called them "Courvas" which means fucking pussies in Polish. I did outdrink a single Polish girl, which was given some praise. "You fucking Americans... oh well you outdrink Polish women, we give you some credit." See I like partying with the Polish people, they drink Vodka like its water and the girls are HOTTTTTT! And the French girls too... wee wee! Great party... if only we could combine with a college party... oh wait, we are! The internationals as we call them, are going to be here till October, so the next UCF party we have, I am going to bring the hot ass French, Polish, and Czech bitches. Just be prepared to drink till you pass out. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| The party was unbelievable. So many things happened. First off at least 100 people showed up to this party. Second, I didn't know like 20 of them. However the party went really well. Lots of boozing up, alot of toking upstairs overall good party. A few bumps in the road though, the cops showed up around 1 and good ol' me had to talk to them. Turns out they were just worried more about parking. So I had everyone move their cars and we were set to party till dawn. I didn't really get to party as much as I normally would, nor did I get a chance to really hang out with any girls. I was bartending and making so many drinks that I just didn't get a chance to just chill until the liquor was gone and the kegs were dry. There were a couple girls mainly this one girl who kept comming up to me and talking to me, asking me to take a break and hang with them. This one girl, her name is Amber. She was asking me to hang with her, and eventually got me to do a beer bong with her... strange, a beer bong you ask? Yes, a beer bong. But then it was back to the bar. She is really nice and really attractive. But, Really it sorta sucked, at a normal party I prob would have talked to her the rest of the night. But since I was hosting the party, I was playing Mr. Cool Shit. A really good thing is that this party really boosted my popularity. Here I am, bartending, making shots, taking shots, and holding up the quadra bong, asking the crowd to hear a chug chant. Everyone at the party agreed it was one of the best parties they had ever been to. "Dude, Brian Ligad is throwing this awesome party, you need to come man." That's what one kid that I didn't know was saying on the phone to his friend. It's crazy. It's crazy how being the babysitter can instantly boost your ratings. The world is a really fucked up place sometimes. Today, I spent 8 hours cleaning the house. I called in sick, not because I had a hangover though. I actually called in to clean the house. Jimmy got arrested today, but it wasn't because of the party. He had a warrant out for his arrest because he failed to appear in court a few weeks back. Well the party was so big that when the cops came to check it out they entered the address and his name came up... oops. Yeah so his sister is trying to bail him out. I got to hang out with Kristina at the party, esp when the party started dying. We spent like 30 min hanging out in a closet, opening up my present and talking. Then when the party had died we stayed up till 5:30 just talking and shooting the shit in one of the empty rooms. I dunno, we'll see. I'm so fucking tired, you wouldn't believe it. I was supposed to go see I-Robot with Matt Nick and Mike but I am falling asleep. I'm on the verge of passing out, I'm so tired. I told them I wasn't going to go... normally I wouldn't pussy out, but too much has happened in the past 48 hours... way too much. "Tommorow, the sun will rise..." (Guess what movie that's from fucker)
I found out that this girl Amber, is cool with Batten and a few other people. I need to get a hold of her or something, she seems pretty cool. Not to mention she has killer eyes and a nice smile. | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Holy shit the money keeps rolling in. I've worked 32 hours so far, teaching at Timber Creek and I just got my check in the mail. Four Hundred Dollars. Yeah. That works out to another $12.50 per hour. Tommorow I get my check from Sharks and I'm expecting like almost $600 since I worked alot of overtime. I told my dad and he was saying maybe I'll have enough money this summer to buy a car. Hopefully... we'll see. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | So the whole Amy situation: She calls me crying about the whole thing, apologizing and what not. I hung up on her and left a message on her phone basically telling her never to call me ever again. So she emailed me this huge apology thing. I was still pretty pissed, but I found out her and Doug actually didn't fuck. Which is a good thing. And she had an explanation for those pictures... which I dunno... it sort of makes sense, but its just not what I expected her to be like. So we talked and we're going to pretend like it didn't happen and just start over as friends. But I will put my foot down right now: There is no fucking way I will ever date her... ever. Not after the shit she pulled. Besides she doesn't fit into my "Ideal Girlfriend" standards, especially after seeing those pictures. I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover.. I know, so cliche but it really does apply here. I'm really looking forward to the party though, and although things with Amy didn't work out, I still plan on not drinking. You're probably scratching your head... and so am I? Why am I not drinking? I'm not quite sure.. but I think it has something to do with me wanting to find a decent girl. Alcohol does add a very strange variable to things, so I think I'm going to go solo on this one. I'm going to the party house tommorow to start setting up. Bad news though, Tim punked out and is not going to put up money or go to the party. All I know is that he better fucking donate his free cans of beer or else he is black-balled from parties in my little book... seriously. He has no reason to punk out either, he says his reasoning is that he works a late shift, but alot of other people do too... I think it's cause he's scared of being social with girls. The Jagermiester girls showing is a maybe now.. they have a plubicity gig that afternoon in Orlando though. So if they get out early enough a couple of them might stop by the party. We'll see. The Winghouse girls from Kissimmee are a yes and the Winghouse Girls from UCF area might show up too. It will be a glorious reunion of breasts and butts. Till then, I bid you all adieu. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| So the date with amy.... the WORST FUCKING NIGHT OF MY LIFE. Well I'll say that it was mainly about her, but the rest of my night was awesome. So we have a night that has seen both ends of the spectrum. So it's supposed to be my 2nd date with amy. She made it clear that we weren't dating exclusivley, which wasn't ehh... but it didn't bother me too much. Well we went to the Reel Big Fish concert and she met some of my frat brothers. She met Doug, and well, just really started flirting with him and stuff. Now, normally a brother wouldn't cockblock you and stuff, but Doug was drunk, and on the rebound after Dana, so I can totally see why he was hitting on her. I don't blame him, and honestly I'm not mad at him at all... besides Amy was doing almost all of the move making. But, the concert was fucking unbelievable!!!! I missed Suburban Legends cause of work... Lucky Boys Confusion.. Awesome, but I think the CD is better. RX Bandits... wtf, they were soooo goood, but I feel kinda bad cause they are so different than their old cd's. Now they are all into mixed meter, trippy stoner music, which was awesome, but alot of people weren't really happy about the change. Catch 22... very energetic, but I dunno, I like their cd better. But Reel Big Fish was by far, the best act of the night. Huge encore at the end, and it was the best concert I had ever been to. Jessi talked to Doug on one of the breaks and we were fine till the party afterwards. So we went to Ryan's house to party it up, and I talked to Doug on the phone before we went. I wanted to make sure that he was actually into pursuing this girl, and that he wasn't just going to fuck her, because really... i was really into her, as per last entry. So we went to the party, and she was literally throwing herself at doug... it hurt, really bad. I mean really. Everyone else at the party knew about my situation too, and they were pretty bothered by what was happening. I felt so shitty, and the whole night I did not stop drinking. It was the most I had drank in a long time. I had 4 beers before we started playing hour of power, so by the end of the night I had drank about 9 beers and a few of those bitch beers, because my reasoning was I needed to drink water, and since they were clear they substituted for water. I was so depressed last night, you don't even understand. Turns out amy went home with Doug last night too... and the general consensus is that they fucked, but I can't be 100% sure about that. So all in all the best and worst night of my life.
Come the next morning though, Karma would play a huge part in my life. I stayed the night at Dan's and after watching some Nascar I was in a little bit better mood. I went to Ryan's house to pick up my car, and went in, to say a couple goodbyes. Well I went in and they all had the craziest smirks on their faces. Then they showed me. Amy had accidentally left her phone on the counter. Will found it in the morning and opened it up to figure out who's phone it was. Well he found a little more than that... He found 21 naked pictures of her on there, with half of them being "money shots." And these were all self-taken too... a couple of them really wierd and crazy. So I found out she's def not what I expected, and she's not the sweet innocent girl that I wanted. I was so shocked. What made it even better was that Will sent it over the Phi Mu Alpha list serve as "revenge" for dicking me over. Luckily though, the list serve was down so it didn't get sent... I'm not that much of an asshole. But seriously, everyone that I know, knows about this now, and it just makes me feel really good that they are all siding with me. Karma is wonderful. I went liquor shopping with Will and Jessi for the party on the 16th. And then I went home. Before I went home though, I left the last message to Amy. I said, "Amy, do me a favor, don't ever call me ever again. You really broke my heart. I saw some things and heard some things that I never expected about you, and it just turns out that you're not really the person I thought you were. So don't ever call me again... ever." Sigh, closure can be a bitch but hey... it's gotta be done. So ends a dark chapter in Brian's life, hopefully the party on Friday will bring some new stories, better ones too. | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment  |
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| | Wow, today was an emotional rollercoaster. Last night I barely got any sleep, I went to bed at 3am. Then I woke up at 6:30 am to go to the beach with Nick, Jp, Matt, Tim, Ally and Jimmy. When we got to the beach I was on some kind of high. The waves were nice for summer, and we all had many great rides. The beach was great, and its just what I needed to get away from the stress at work. Unfortunatley it didn't last long though, because the moment I got home, I jumped in the shower and went to work. I was exahusted beyond belief at work, not to mention slightly sunburned. Add to that, the sun did something to my face where I broke out with pimples like crazy. Ahhhh! Yeah, but hey tired, weary and beaten, I pushed on and worked so hard today. Everyone noticed too... because I got $85 in tips tonite. $30 of it comming from the bar. And I do'nt think I mentioned this last entry, but I'm the new official barback at the bar, doing like the side work i.e. cutting up garnishes, keeping everything in stock, and keeping the bar clean. And I'm getting crazy money from them for helping out... nearly doubling my tip income... not to mention getting free and unlimited pina colada shakes. Yeahhhh! So if you follow with me on the graph... the day started out up at the top of the good-o-meter, dropped to an all time low during work, steadily climbed as the money came rolling in and shot up through the roof? Wanna know why? Well things with Amy have solidified some. She called and left a message today. She was planning on meeting us at the beach, but overslept... good and bad. Bad because I didn't get to see her in a bathing suit, good cause she didn't see my sun-beaten, pimply face. Well I called her back right as she was getting off work and we basically just talked about anything. We talked for a good 30 min about random stuff and the concert we were going to. I also mentioned my job and stuff and turns out she loves SeaWorld. She had a pass and would go almost every other day last year. Well guess what, her pass expired and she's been wanting to go. And guess who's the knight in shining armor? I work at SeaWorld and voila.... she was so excited. So we're planning on going there sometime in the next few weeks. And on top of that... I'm taking her to my restaurant, and I'm going to get priority seating, right next to the glass, and we're going to eat there for a nice quiet dinner... free food from Mike cause he's a server, no wait for a table, because the hostesses are my friends, and complimentary desert cause I know Robert the chef's cousin from school. It is going to be awesome. But that's thinking ahead... the concert this friday is going to be just as fun. We're going to go to the concert, and then I'm planning on taking one of those carriage rides around citywalk... oh yeah, romantic and shit. But before I did that, I needed to make sure Amy was into me and not just into being friends. So the last thing I asked her was "Amy, are you still with that dude that you introduced me to at UCF?" and she said, "No... we broke up a while ago... that's why I'm dating you." So I guess now we're officially dating... whoa... we're not together yet..... yet.... but hey its a step. I almost freaking shat myself right there. This means I can put the moves on and not hold back because of doubt. As of 12:37 a.m., I am emotionally drained, physically beaten, sore and in slighty discomfort... but at the same time so fucking happy! | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Yep, or so the saying goes. It should actually be time flies when you're working your ass off to the bone, cause really, that's all I've been doing. The 3 days I actually got off I had to work at Timber Creek teaching the marching band there. But hey, i'm filthy rich now and that's all that matters right? no. So for the past 2 weeks, i've been booked, making money but really not getting much time to hang out with my friends. Fortunately though good things have happened recently. Last wed night, I went out with some of the staff members from timber creek, and we all went out to see Spiderman 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. So I invited Amy and her friend to go, and we hung out and had an awesome time. I was talking to jessi today and this phrase that I said really stuck out, "you know when you know." I just know that there's something different about Amy. It sounds stupid and corny, yes, but it's like you're back in high school and you see that one girl that makes your stomach flutter and your balls tingle? Except this time around, I actually have the courage to talk to her. I'm not sure what it is, but I am extremely attracted to Amy, despite the fact that she is taller than me, which is highly odd, since i'm one of those nitpicky people who have to be with a girl shorter than myself. Course, that can be attributed to Matt's great comment "Dominica is not too fat, but Amy is too tall." It got me thinking and the thing I realized is, if I'm attracted to her and she has a great personality why should I let height get to me? Its all psychological, really it is. Anyways, I just get this feeling about her, and I'm almost positive she feels the same way. We talk on the phone alot and I found someone who is going with me to the Reel Big Fish concert... Amy... for those of you who didn't see that comming. Also, I'm planning on taking her to SeaWorld sometime this month, and taking her to the restaurant where I work. If all goes well, which I've got a hunch that it ought to work out great. Me and Jimmy and Tim, my friends at work have been planning this huge party at Jimmy's on July 16th. He lives in a freakin' mansion, 6 bedrooms 3 living rooms... yeah, huge house. Anyways we planned a huge party, few kegs, minibar, beer pong, 4 person beer bong, music, balcony party, 100+ people. The Jagermeister girls and the kissimmee winghouse girls are comming too... its going to be a hell of a party. And yet strangely, I'm looking forward to not drinking. Why? Because I invited Amy. And no, its not like Matt's reasoning that I don't want to make an ass out of myself. When I get drunk, I do not become the "Anihilator." Sorry Matt. But, it's just... so hard to explain, like I'm already comfortable with her and everything, it's not like I need to drink to talk to her. It's so weird and extremely unusual for me, which kinda makes me nervous. I'm sorry, I'm not exactly sure what it is about her, but I know I'm falling head over heels for her.
And everyone who says "Brian's a sappy little fuck" can go to hell and practice safe sex by fucking themselves. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| A sincere apology goes out to those who have no lives, and constantly read my journal, and yet for the past week have been on edge, eagerly anticipating my newest entry. You sad pitiful people... but on a lighter note, alot of things have been happening lately. First off, my brother won a trip to Hawaii for the whole family. It was one of those drop the coin into the slot and land it on the platform, and apparently no one had won for almost 4 years. So hopefully everything will turn out ok and we will get that trip. Work is going well, Mike officially started training as a server on Wed, which means hopefully soon I will start training in a few weeks. Georgi became a lead and is now my boss, which is totally awesome, cause me and her are like buddy buddy at work. Me and her as well as Mike and Tim constantly check out the girls at work. Honestly that's what got me to learn the table number layout, hottie at 82, tig ol' bitties at 37 and spread eagle at 46. It's nice taking a mental break from working to check out some hot girls. Me and Mike have been working out almost every day and I am becoming more stacked, oh yeah just in time for the beach today. Today (Tues) and Wed are my only days off, then I work 5 days in a row. So me, pat, kevin, jp and nick went to the beach, where the waves were scarce, but the babes were plentiful. We didn't even bring our surfboards, however, jp brought his skimboard much to the delight of other beachgoers as we busted our asses many times. I severly cut my elbow pretty bad on some shells... what can I say, I live on the edge... Anyways, after a few weeks with busy schedules, me matt and nick finally were able to hang out and see a movie tonite. But before the movie, I called Matt after he got out of work and he was saying he wasn't going to go. So me and nick went to his house, went in through the sliding glass door and decided to freak him out somehow. Well he wasn't home, so we came up with this incredible plan to scare him when he got home. First we tried doing the ketchup/knife thing, but it looked really fake. So nick thinks we should just scare the shit out of him, but... I came up with this awesome plan to pour some white wine, light some candles and just sit there sipping wine when matt walked in. It was hillarious, and matt was completley surprised. So after that, We saw dodgeball, which was hilarious. Ben Stiller is awesome, and so is Chuck Noris with the ol' Thumbs Up/Save the Day. He's always saving the day in Walker: Texas Ranger and he sure lived up to his expectations in dodgeball. Before the movie, I ran into this girl that I had met at UCF during my first year there. She's really attractive, and has this awesome personality. The thing is, I've always had this feeling that she's really into me, she got my number, gave me hers, and specifically reminded me to call her, like 7 times. Also, matt was almost always with me when she saw me, and they had met, and when we ran into each other today, she still remembered me and acted as if we knew each other for a long time, and yet she didn't even remember matt's name... As Jose and Douche would say, "If they remember you, that means that want to remember you," hopefully meaning that she might be into me. I'm going to call her tommorow, and see if she wants to hang out sometime this week or next, and we'll see how things go. Wish me luck.
Plans for tommorow: (Since its my last day off)
1. Mall 2. Eye Doctor 3. Sleep 4. Shoot Pool 5. Party at $%#&'s house (Name will not be revealed to protect house from being torn down, person's parents are out of town...) | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Ahhh, famous words uttered by the creator of Frankenstein the monster, and those words I utter tonite as my creation lives and thrives in my bedroom. My computer works to say the least. It is so nice and so fast. I'm playing Halo and it is incredible. I can't believe that my first computer that I built works amazingly! And suprisingly it wasn't that hard. I'm excited about it and really that's all I can think about now, how I'm going to use my comp to play games for hours on end. So I'm going to get back to blowing stuff up, since that's what us guys like ta do. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Damn I'm huge... no seriously. Working out every night with Mike is definatley paying off. I started out so weak, and now I'm lifting almost twice as much as I started after 2 weeks, and my muscles are already more defined. I'm finally getting my abs back and I'm already getting the cut in my biceps. I also found out that my left arm is significantly weaker than my right. So i'm trying to do everything with my left hand for now, which has almost proven disasterous on numerous occasions:
1. Eating jello- Jello in the eye can lead to temporary blindness 2. Scratching balls- the old pinch and twist just isn't the same with the left. 3. Cutting pizza- I almost made myself permamently use my left hand. 4. Brushing teeth-I hate when I get toothpaste on my shirt after I get ready to go.. 5. Falling trays- A broken glass and plate one too many times could be the end of my job...I like my job so there will be an end to this.
So Sunday I blew my load.... of cash. I spent $400 at the computer show buying parts for my new computer. Sorry Matt, didn't find a copy of Halo for $10, but I did get Duke Nukkem Manhattan Project for free with the video card I bought for my comp. So I spent all day today after class, building this computer. Well after it was all assembled I sat there, scared shitless. If you fuck up putting it together, you can fry your whole computer. So I hit the switch and nothing happened, and I instantley panicked... opening it all up and checking everything over again. The power switch on the back wasn't on... I'm an idiot. But everything works, and its so nice, and so fast. It'll be good for writing music and editing videos of the crazy old college antics in the fall. Keep your eyes open for that... wild college girls, kegs of booze, togas and jello wrestling... don't forget to clean up that puddle of drool. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Wow, what an awesome birthday today. I'm gonna make this entry short cause I have to finish Donnie Darko tonite cause the movie is due tommorow. But, at work, Mike remembered that it was my birthday. And he told all the servers and the leads, and since they all like me cause I work hard and all, they got me the ice cream brownie desert and they put a candle in it. And they were all like, hey they need you in the dishroom pronto. And I said hell no I'm not working the dishroom and it took so much talking to get me in there and when I got in they all started singing happy birthday! It was so nice and it was great. I'm glad alot of people remembered, it makes me feel special. Like I said, I can honestly say that I love work. Look, even just now, George im's me saying Happy Birthday. It's awesome, Chris called me last night at 12:01 and says happy birthday bitch lol, and matt im's me online and says happy birthday. Kristina called me tonite and put it in her live journal too! Sigh, its great. You know what really topped it off, Me, Mike, Kristin and Sam went out tonite and Kristin and Sam got me a present. 2 Tickets to the Reel Big Fish/ Lucky Boys Confusion, RX Bandits, Catch 22 and Suburban Legends!!!!!!! AHHHHHH YEA!!!!!!!! I know when I opened it up I was so excited! And just today I was thinking to myself that I need to buy tickets and I was seriously thinking about not going cause I didn't have time to buy them! Wow, Kristin and Sam are awesome, got me the perfect present! I love them! And we need to hang out again next week... The new issue is who do I take with me? Sam already said she can't go, she has company comming in. I haven't asked Kristin yet, I don't remember if Matt said he could go that day... I dunno we'll see. My parents remembered this morning too, they had Roxy wake me up and they sang happy birthday to me this morning at like 10am! We're all going to go out to eat on Mon probably. Well it's been a great day! Full of much love! I'm going to watch the rest of Donnie Darko and turn in for the night and sleep all happy! | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
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